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Anthony. California. Apparently I'm really good at giving massages.

lawranicoal:

ME AND JON STEWART ARE OFFICIALLY THE SAME PERSON

vampirevvekend:

ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED ‘LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT’ AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Chalk art by Lila Roux

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

"Why were you late in today?"
"Oh, I got tied up on the subway…"

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

"Why were you late in today?"

"Oh, I got tied up on the subway…"

7bottles:

haz-eel:

photograph is worth a thousand words
its powerful
Nobody is born a racist.
omg, this should be relboged millions of times.
nobodys born racist, society teaches it

this is beautiful

7bottles:

haz-eel:

photograph is worth a thousand words

its powerful

Nobody is born a racist.

omg, this should be relboged millions of times.

nobodys born racist, society teaches it

this is beautiful

becomingdanni:

tooquirkytolose:

…Has this been done before?

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST! I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS! XD

caseyanthonyofficial:

Last week on game of thrones

caseyanthonyofficial:

Last week on game of thrones

sidnugget:

If you aren’t obsessed with guacamole then idk

"It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America."

Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

(via platonicsbeforeerotics)

Adult edward elric

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

shampoo:

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

you know he dead

intensional:

thecarnalstate:

spoon-chan:

whats even happening in this

nice

hot

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school